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When your about to bust a nut during sex you do it into a tissue and make your partner wipe there nose like they had a cold
"I gave sue that snotty tissue last night after anal"
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The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.
"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".
When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
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subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!
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to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up
Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm
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Dirty tissue bowl: Cumming in a girl's pussy, and wiping out her pussy with a tissue then putting it in her butthole and finally eating the tissue of her butt.
I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue bowl last night and I've been burping up wads of cumshit tissue ever since.
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