trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.
I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.
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The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"
Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"
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A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.
Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!
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A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.
Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.
Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.
I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.
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Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.
Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.
Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!
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A womans vaginal dingle berries
The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.
Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.
"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"