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A holiday in which you goto Chipotle on June 1st, play uno, and eat guacamole & chips.
Person 1: Dude, are you ready for Uno De Juno tomorrow?
Person 2: Yea man!! I made my shirt yesterday and everything!
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The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
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A Really Cool Guy. An Uno Mas Will Aways Cheer You Up With Funny Jokes.
Person 1: Hey, Marcus Helped Me With My Homework And I Got An A+
Person 2: Yeah, Marcus Must Be An Uno Mas
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That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.
Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.
When you don't take a shit but the shit takes you.
Damn bro, my shit just pulled out an Uno Reverse Shit
When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.
Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good
Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me
Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)
this comeback is the direct rival to the famous No u and will throw anything you say right back at you
Me: Your dumb
You: Uno reverse card
Me: NOOOOOO