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When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.
To rape someone with an umbrella.
"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."
"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"
"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
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if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.
right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.
boy, i was headed toward some serious bukakke until i pulled out the dutch umbrella
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UMBRELLA GIRL is a girl who met some guy in Hamilton, OH and after giving her a ride across town she forgot her umbrella in his van. Now he drives around looking for her.
I know this poor guy who looks all over for his umbrella girl. The one that got away. Dont know what youve got til its gone.
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An umbrella in the TV series How I Met Your Mother. Tracy leaves it at a bar on St, Patrick's day, and Ted finds it and keeps it until he leaves it in Cindy's apartment in season 5. Tracy, being Cindy's roommate, gets her umbrella back. When Ted and Tracy finally meet, they argue about whose umbrella it really is.
Yellow Umbrella
Ted: That's my umbrella. I left it at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy: What? No, I didn't!
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An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.
This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
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A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'
Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.
Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.
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While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)
Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!
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