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An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.
Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.
A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.
Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU
The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)