utah cliffhanger

This is when a women is sucking your dick and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed.

My head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.

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to go to utah

(verb) to go on some sort of drug related trip, commonly used when refering to acid.

Would you like to go to utah with us?

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University of Utah

1. University where people from Utah who want a real education go to.

2. Legitimate University that offers a legitimate education.

3. Not church-camp. See BYU.

-"Hey Timmy, where are you going to school after you graduate?"

-" I'm going to the University of Utah."

-"Good choice! There you'll get access to the serious academic world. I mean, how seriously could you take your professors if you knew they believed they will be gods of their own universe with multiple wives after
they die, and all that weirdo Hoohaa that Mormons believe???"

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Utah shitsicle

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

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Moab, Utah

The pitts of hell. Where most kids are too pathetic or bored to make up their own imaginery games and cruise up and down main.

"I'm visiting Moab, Utah this summer."

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University of Utah

Only the coolest college in Utah where a bunch of people come from out of state for no other reason than its a damn cheap school.
Also the only place in Utah to get a half decent education.

a conversation between two University of Utah students
1st student: Hey where are you from?
2nd student: New York..
1st student: So what brings you to the U of U?
2nd student: Its damn cheap.

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University of Utah

Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.

- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."

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