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This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
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Wise Va........ Totally fucked! Full of depression and hillbilly heroin. The best part of Wise is leaving 🤘
Hey man did you get to eat at Dairy Barn while you were in Wise Va? ......... What the fuck is Dairy Barn and why did I see a fair worker trying to eat a nerd rope out of your asshole while ain't coalminer's daughter?
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The vagina of any good girl who doesn't seem like the type to have sex but has.
"Yo that girl Brandy has a nice va-ju, I would know because I tapped dat!"
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The ability to contain the accurately represented attractiveness of Nina.
That picture has amazing va-va-voom capacity. Just look at Nina's legs! They go on for miles!
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It is the act of spitting into your palm and working it around the knob of your penis pre sex to facilitate entry to front or back bottom. Parramatta refers to the origin of where the first sexual experiment took place. Vas refers to vaseline the one thing that makes easing you penis into an awfully tight vagina all the more pleasant.
Tim took Debbie who was a first timer and bent her over, added some parramatta vas and had his way with her
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A female boner. The point which the women feels stimulated
Mary experienced a Va-joner while making out with teddy.
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