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Strongest of the strong. Smoothest of the smooth. Only a real man can take the punch of it.
Usually varies from 40-60% and is made either from potatoes or rye.
"Wladzimiesz took that polish vodka down like it water!"
"No shit! He's Polish!"
"Yeah, Zack couldn't handle the polish vodka so he had to switch back to Smirnoff."
"What a pussy!"
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Vodka milk?? Monday night?? Spoons with the ladzzzz not going Well??? Grab that vodka, bitttchhhh, add that milky boiii n the party ain't stopping there you end up dancing on the table to arctic monkeys like your history essay is 4999 words out of 5000 being that Sheffield lad u were born n raised ass bbabbyyy.
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk
Person 1: who is he? That keisha Becky boy over there? It's vodka milk.........?
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk
Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf
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(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble
"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"
"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"
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A group of girls in a club who circle and swoop in at the first sign of free vodka from unsuspecting male show offs
Be careful Henry, the vodka vultures are beginning to circle. Hide the Grey Goose
If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!
Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.
Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!
An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.
A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.
When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.
I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!