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Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.
That car over there is a queef wagon.
a large van with no back seats.
dude i totally got these girls in my orgy wagon
The type of car you see on the side of the road or driving, with flames or gas leaking from the back. This is usually seen when someone forgets to disconnect the gas nossle front the fuel tank and covers the car with gas. Hence, setting the car (wagon) ablaze.
Dude, when I was going to work, an arson wagon was in the ditch.
The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.
The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.
It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!