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World of Warcraft, abbreviated WoW, is a computer game for losers who have absolutley no life. The only time WoW players see a real pussy in their life is when they come out of their mom's pussy at birth. The game is an addiction to those who play it, sometimes more addicting than drugs such as cocaine. WoW players spend 20 hours of their day playing this game. They never shower, and hardly ever eat and sleep. Anyone who plays this game is a retard who needs to get a damn life and the average IQ of the people in the world would jump dramatically if all of the WoW players were killed.
My roommate plays World of Warcraft constantly. He is failing all of his classes because WoW is more important than homework and studying to him. He never showers either and smells like shit.
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n. A pinky promise done virtually, when you can't link your pinky to the other person. This can be performed over the phone, through a webcam, or even typed. Usually for a couple minutes after the Warcraft Promise both people need to tell the truth.
Person 1: "Repeat after me."
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 1: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 2: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 1: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 2: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 1: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 2: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 1: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 2: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 1 & 2: "May her ugliness be greater than the nontruth."
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'Kay, all of you saying that this game makes you fat and ugly and unwashed and all that shit need to just shut the fuck up. Honestly.
World of Warcraft is a MMORPG by Blizzard. They say you can play casually and still level nicely but personally I believe that's bull shit, I've been playing since January, it's now July, and I've only gotten to level 54 of 70.
...of course, I'm really slow at it. But hell.
This is a very addictive game which, in my opinion, actually HELPS build social skills, because if you want to increase the levels, you have to cooperate with other players. Therein lies the incentive.
And who the blue bloody fuck said making friends there is a bad thing? Some of my best friends are people I can only see there---NOT because I'm dirty or nasty or stupid, but because I'm not yet old enough to go see them and they live in other states.
Don't be a dumbfuck. If you want to play, just try the damn thing, and fuck what everyone here says. Including me. What gives you the impression I know what I'm talking about?
"Congratulations! You just ran 20 miles really fast in the wrong fucking direction! You've made level 70 in World of Warcraft! Have a god damn cookie!"
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I'd like to clarify the whole all girls who play WoW are fat and ugly and easy. I'm a girl that plays WoW I'm NOT fat nor am I ugly. WoW is one of the most addictive games online, taking up a lot of your time and money.. and friends. It is also one of the most wicked awesome games ever invented. With the exception of soulbound items and such it is definetly better than, dare I say, Halo.
Most of the girl characters on WoW are actually guys that are complete pervs with nothing better to do in life but watch an animated girl run around and hack at things with her sword while dancing like a complete whore. But the rest of the girl characters are actually girls playing WoW, most are fat and ugly but you will find the rare awesome looking one that looks just as hot as their computer animated character.
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the worst game in the world. it is known for being more addictive than heroin. and it sucks in many people from all cliques, ages, and races. it pulls them away from social lives, except trading stories with other WoW players. it is also the reason that many college students drop out, or high school students fail classes. also, it is a sad waste of many to have to play a game every single month. it is also the reason many virgins stay virgins.
for any mother reading this: it is one of the best forms of birth control. =
hot girl: Hey, do you wanna go out some time?
gamer: Go away! I'm playing World of Warcraft!
gamers girlfriend: wanna make out?
gamer: shut up! im playing wow!
girlfriend: wanna have sex?
gamer: no! shut the fuck up! im playing wow!
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a game fat crackers play cause they can't get laid
I masterbate to my naked elf dancing on world of warcraft.
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Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.
I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.
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