To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
The act of ejaculating in another's nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. The name originates from it's founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.
Person A: Hey, Alex, are you up for doing 'The Ben Wells'?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?
A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.
Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."
Mary: "That's what she said."
Universal word,fits in absolutely any sentence and means absolutely everything.
hey there heard you took the big well in
1) A talented actor who is famous for playing Clark Kent on the show "Smallville"
2) A delicious hunk of man meat
Person 1: Poor Tom Welling, always being objectified by women and being recognized more for his body and beautiful face than his acting skills and personality...
Person 2: Remember when he was naked on Smallville?
Person 1: YES! IT WAS AWESOME OMGOJIHUYTFADCB!! HE'S SO YUMMY!
Person 2: Now THAT'S acting.
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Adjective to describe a modern day Renaissance man, who has many 'strings to his bow' so to speak.
For example,a 'well strung ' male might have knowledge of at least two European languages, computer programming skills, a pilots licence kicking about, a scuba diving qualification, athleticism in a handful of field sports, A-levels, possibly a degree, a CELTA or TEFOL, just in case he fancies a month teaching English in Japan or Tai Wan.
Punning on "well hung" - which refers to the size of a man, personally.
Woman: " I don't know him personally yet but he is incredibly well strung- He can speak French and Swiss German, goes skiing in February, Photoshops like a dream, iceskates like an angel, and his harp playing is like the nightingale."
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1. When someone says something and it's kinda true, but you don't want it to be true
2. When you argue about something and the truth is revealed and you still don't want it to be true
Tyler: What kinda friend does that...
$am: Yea...Well...
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