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Canis Lupis, the ancestor of all modern dogs. Want proof, look at your German Shephard. This species lives mainly in North America, North Africa, Europe, and Asia. It was first domesticated in the Middle East almost 10,000 years ago. They generally hunt in packs, and thier diet consists of mostly large mammals such as deer. They will also eat birds, mice, fruit, large insects, and garbage.
The Gray Wolf is one of the most studied animals in the world.
White or Native American woman who:
- smells like stale cigarettes
- owns at least one fleece pullover (preferably with a wolf howling at the moonlight on it)
- purchases all bras at Walmart (or does not wear one)
- is over age 40
- purchases eyeglasses at the local convenience store and wears them around neck on a string
- has long straggly hair (usually greying and quite unkempt)
- may or may not own a crossbow/gun
- 100% owns a fishing rod
- drinks beer, only beer
- very conversational, will strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere
- will also tell you their life story and use uncomfortable anecdotes
- wears old running shoes (buys new pair every 10 years on average)
"Man, this wolf woman came into my work today and spent half an hour looking at discount hair dyes and asking which one would work best for facial hair"
A "Howlin' Wolf", also known as a "Chester Arthur Burnett" (1910 - 1976), was a blues musician who stood like Goliath and squealed like a banshee. One critic described his voice as "the sound of God trying to pass a kidney stone while running over elephants with a bulldozer". George Lucas has often calimed that the character of Darth Vader was created to be a less badass version of Howlin' Wolf. Mr. Wolf paved the way for many of the big, sweaty, black men in the business today. That said, you owe him big, Biggie.
That guy is almost as badass as Howlin' Wolf.
Last night my woman and I made sweet love to the eargasmic sounds of Howlin' Wolf.
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A gypsy who likes eating shit
Hello my friends. My name is wolfie The Golden WOLf AUUU
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Based on the tale of the boy who cried wolf, a reference to someone who is never trusted or taken seriously because they are known to constantly fuck/joke around often to their own detriment.
Just ignore that asshole, he can't be trusted, he's known for crying wolf.
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1. a person who likes to be alone, and doesn't belone in any particular group
2. a wolf (canis lupus) that doesn't belong to any particular pack, and wanders around.
1. I like to be by myself a lot in school because I think better alone, so I'm a lone wolf.
2. The lone wolf wandered through the forest, ignoring the cheerful howls of the pack that had just caught a kill.
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1.A recurring message spread through time. Seeing the Bad Wolf
means that you should leave wherever you are and hope it doesn't follow you. Though none have ever escaped the Bad Wolf, it wouldn't hurt to try.
Crap, a Bad Wolf, I should flee the country, right now.
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