Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

Wonky booty

A horribly misshapen booty

Hey man she got a wonky booty

Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"