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When someone divorces their wife and sells their children so they can grind World of Warcraft. We believe that a level 60 Troll Hunter is more important than real life responsibilities.
Friend: You wanna watch Netflix and chill?
WoW player: BITCH IM PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
A WORLD AWAITS...
Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
That's what it should say on the back of the World of Warcraft box. HAVE A NICE DAY.
59👍 98👎
The best game ever invented for guys to constantly spam the Trade channel in search of a mate (via a female "WTF IS A FEMALE OMGCYBERMEYAY!) and get the occasional Night Elf girl (really a half-naked hairy 20-30 yr old dude) offering to cyber... This game is heaven!!!
Logged on to server. Joining World of Warcraft Chat channels...
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: LF Girl, PST, must really be a girl!
/2 Trade lolfuxed: Hey, wanna meet on myspace?
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: score! omgomggirlgirlkthx
/2 Trade lolfuxed: ... ? wanna' see my NE dance baby?
I've got a mage on Azgalor! Name's Gematria, omgpstme!
9👍 10👎
The best MMORPG ever besides asheron's call it consumes your sould until you hit lv 60 and have done all the quests... you can never beat it only temporarily so..
Me: i played wow for 5 days straight
You: fricking loser
43👍 71👎
An electronic castrater; if played beyond the 9th grade testicles fall off and implode; warlocks and rogues run the world not only online but the host player; very much like a cancer of the testicles
World of Warcraft is an eater of souls...Dude why do you have a vagina, oh you play WOW. Why doesnt he get laid, oh he does but in iron forge.
38👍 62👎
Imagine being addicted to crack, cocaine, meth and LSD at the same time. Warcrack is 100 times as bad as all those together. Instead of getting addicted physically, you get mentally.There is no known cure so far and no vaccine. Though there are rumors Blizzard is hiding one to give to addicted people to stop them from going on a rampage when the game stops being profitable and they stop creating new expansions.That is.....never?
new world of warcraft player:damn don't you guys have a life?
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
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An extremely addicting MMORPG made by blizzard, addicting despite the bugs it may have it has hopelessly sapped my life, i am not ragging on WoW, simply stating i dont have the will power to resist anymore, i play the game for 8 hours a day, from when i wake up to when i go to school then when i get home to when i fall asleep. BUT! i still have a gf, a REAL one, and shes pretty too!! SEE it is possible guys, dont give up, youll get there someday. Depraved lvl 46 Night Elf Warrior on Stormscale server, LO PANS LEGION GUILD FTW... done
oh yeah, formerly Rellik lvl 48 rogue on Bloodscalp, in the guild Champions of Light... CoL ftw too :P
World of Warcraft is god. And that is all there is to it.
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