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A Japanese man who has an obliterated sphincter by his wife with a strap on dildo.
I saw Yoshi on the street crying because his asshole hurt from the night before
1. a yoshi is a orphan ofton used as food.
2.a colorful dumbass
1. Im craving some Yoshi right now.
2. Your being a Yoshi
Person: "Why does my door sound like Yoshi?"
Door: "Ay, I'm the green lizard from Mario"
a green dinosaur that gets sacrificed to complete the level and throws away his/hers eggs (abortion)
mario: (jumps off yoshi)
yoshi: (falls to death)
A disposable dinosaur ridden by mario aka the one who took care of mario on yoshi island as mario uses yoshi as a stepping stool to not fall into the pit
Mario: look yoshi its-a pit to big for you to jump
yoshi: oh no
2 seconds later
yoshi 1: welcome to the pit brother
yoshi 2: this is your new home
yoshi: what the heck
Yoshi is an awesome, cool, fun, interesting, passionate, caring and beautiful person. Regardless of the random text you send this person, she will say something important for the convo. If you're a lucky person, Yoshi will give you one of her candies. If you feel depressed, go to Yoshi and she will definitely brighten your day. Feel lucky if she is your friend, for you have found a friend and a partner for life. If your Yoshi has a cat, be careful, or you may die. Yoshi will always be there for you, every step you make... she'll be watching. Watch your back kids.
"Hey, Yoshi! How was your day?"
"Hey, Yoshi! Help me bury a body!"
"Hey, Yoshi! Let's go to a pool!"
Me: I want...
Yoshi: cheese
A species of human-sized anthropomorphic dinosaurs that first appeared in Super Mario World (1990). Each of them have an extended tongue that is capable of eating enemies and turning them into eggs. They can be mounted on and become their companion, who is usually Mario. A running gag is that when a rider decides to jump at a platform far away, he/she will dismount his/her Yoshi to make a distance advantage, making the Yoshi fall into oblivion. The Yoshis also have been committing tax fraud since 2016 (which is a dead meme).