your dad is gone
the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone
The guy who left to get the milk.
Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.
Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.
Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.
The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.
See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.
Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"
Me: "he's a ginger."
*everyone in the school bullies you*
A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.
Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.