tighty whiteys

Neither tighty whiteys nor boxers have a place in the life of some. Briefs are "out" ... boxers are extra baggage around the legs and in shorts and pants.
Someone please explain to me a good, solid reason for underwear for men (myself) other than worn as a bedroom charmer. Do so and I'll change my ways - after 20 years with no need for either.

Locker rooms care less if you have of have not. Next is doctors and medical professionals and they are all accustomed to anatomy. It is neither a plus or a minus. So no need for tighty whiteys or other unless you like being smothered. If so wear something comparable on our head, your hand for a week and you just might see how things encompassed in tighty whiteys feel.

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tightey-whiteys

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.

"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse

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whitey patrol

a) for a sober person to be cleaning up and preventing intoxicated individuals from "whiteying" on the floor at a house party...the individual is usually the person hu through the party... or a sober person hu is bored

b) a choice phrase uttered by someone moments b4 of after a whitey. generally becuz they realise there gonna have to clean it up

oi wheres donk.
hes on whitey patrol with spindle

u ok tobe?
yeh mate im on whitey patrol

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Whitey Rollin

Another name for patrolling cops; name derived from the white unmarked cruisers.

Dude, this street race is kick ass.

*SIRENS*

OH SHIT!! WHITEY ROLLIN!!

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Tighty whiteys

An underwear for nerds that is usually a target for wedgies.

There was this kid in the locker room and me and my friends pulled down his pants reveaing his tighty whiteys so we laghed then we gave him the biggest wedgie and hung him from a hook on the door.

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Whitey King

The name given to the last person to have produced sick due to the effects of smoking weed.

"Mate, did you just throw up? WHITEY KING!"
"Did you hear about *name* puking off that L last night? He is now to be reffered to as the Whitey King."

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[tighty-whitey]

A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey.

Eli: That chick wouldn't let me fuck her.
Teddy: What a tighty-whitey.

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