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The realization that there is no tissue or paper towels to clean the mess after masturbation.
“Man, I got home and beat my dick immediately. Wish I would’ve made sure I had tissue paper for after though.”
“Looks like you made the Gentleman’s Error.”
Gentleman Gogo makes Lady Gaga go Gugu. They are the perfect couple.
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When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.
My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!
Counter to the "ladies man," a gentleman's girl is loved by men, but not for being a slut. She's nice but has a kick that gets their attention. Men love to be around her and her charming personality.
"Your son Micheal is SUCH a ladies man!"
"Oh, Nancy, you shouldn't, as is your Veronica a gentleman's girl!"
A load of jism artfully applied to any part of a woman.
She sampled my gentleman's sauce and came back for seconds.
I basted her breasts with gentleman's sauce.
In World War 2, Gentleman Ost was a Sturmscharführer (Regimental sergeant major). He quickly climbed the ranks of the SS, eventually becoming a Obergruppenführer (general) by 1945. He fought bravely and won many offensives on the western front, though the rest of the front was in retreat. Gentleman Ost tried to re-organize the front himself but before he could, Germany Surrendered. Gentleman Ost killed himself before he could be captured.
"Gentleman Ost was a great General, one of the many great minds of the Second World War."
I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
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