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When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "
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What one gets paid when living in Florida.
Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.
When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.
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I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.
"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."