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Reggie handed his keys to the valet boy and said, "Don't scratch the panda."
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A panda is a fat, The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Panda Reeeeee The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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a great little animal that could rip off your head in a second the that it looks at you beware. if your not aware you will die please don`t aproach a panda just don`t
look at that scary ass panda
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A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"
I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.
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1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)
2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)
3)Black and white Chinese animal
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"
The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"
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A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious
I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda
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