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1. The universally recognized "S word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?
3. You stupid shit!
4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.
6. Aw, SHIT!!
7. Holy shit! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!
9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!
Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:
"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
Shit shitty shitload shitload shitshow shitted shitfaced
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1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
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Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.
The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.
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1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person
2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl
3. good stuff
4. soul food
1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog!"
2.person1:hey you see that guy
person2:which guy, G?
person1:that one!!
person2:WHICH guy motha fucka
person1:The one whose face looks like shit
person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog?
person1:lets go jump his ass
person2: lets go jump his face
person1: hahahahaha. Aight.
3.person1: hey man move out ma way
person2: I aint in yo way sun
person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way
person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN???
person1: *click of magnum*
person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM*
4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight?
mother:go and ask your father
kid: daddy can we eat out tonight?
dad: go and ask you mother
kid: mom, can we eat out tonight?
mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father.
kid: dad, can we eat out tonight?
dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen.
kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch.
mom: what did you say you little SHIT!?!?!
kid: i said can we eat out tonight?
mom: *pulls out meat cleaver*
kid: shit mommy, SHIT.
mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch
kid: SHIT!!!!! put that away mommy, your scaring me
dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen*
SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME!!! What have you done woman???
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The best of the best. Nothing greater than it. Not to be confused with shit, which is the most often the complete opposite of THE shit.
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Spit out sunflower seed shells.
Spiked Nades:
Sunflower seed shells can't be digested, so your shit is spiked with shells. Cuts open your ass causing massive pain for an amount of time to your asshole.
That shit i took was a spiked nade, it ripped my asshole apart!
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