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The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.
I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.
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AB stands for adult baby while DL stands for diaper lover.
Adult babies are adults who enjoy regressing to a younger age (usally between the ages of 0 months and 7 years). Most ABs will wear diapers and some will wet or even soil them. They may enjoy wearing adult sized baby clothes, playing with baby toys, watching cartoons, being bottle or breast fed, sleeping in a crib, eating from a high chair, and doing other baby activities. Some are lucky enough to find an adult partner who will take on the role of a caretaker (babysitter, mother, father, sister, brother, etc.). This person might change, feed, play with, dress, or altogether care for the adult baby. The caretaker usually gets great satisfaction out of caring for another person, having the AB be dependent on them, or being in control. The AB most often gets satisfaction from the safe and secure feeling they get from regressing. They may also like the idea of being able to regain that childhood innocence and joy. Generally there is no sexual motivation behind the desire to be an AB, especially for women. This would not make it a fetish.
A diaper lover, as the name implies, enjoys wearing diapers. Some will wet or soil their diapers. Some like to be changed by others. Some just enjoy seeing others in diapers. In my experience, I have found that there is almost always a sexual motivation behind being a DL. This is more closely related to a fetish.
I would like to make it clear that this has nothing to do with actual children or pedophilia. This is a common misconception. AB/DLs simply enjoy regressing to a younger age and/or wearing diapers.
The judge in the King Baby episode of Miami Vice was an AB/DL. He had a hidden nursery and he hired someone to be his caretaker. This was a very controversial episode.
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When two high school boys fornicate. The fornicating involves each other's penises, having anal sex, and giving each other hand jobs. All in the same night.
Person 1: So i heard you and jack decided to Cam and Abe last night?
Person 2: We were just experimenting!
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This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.
Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.
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when you laugh so hard your abs start to hurt
Sarah J. just got an ab workout from laughing so hard
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A ranga who roams the streets of Haberfield with his cock out in his Mazda 3. He is known to be married to his ps4 and secretly eats pork with his Muslim dad who is also named Abed. Abed is a force to be reckoned with.
"hey, are you going to Haberfield this weekend?"
"Nah bro I heard Abed Khalifa will be roaming and I Haberfield want my testicles cut off"
abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!
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