Gen Alpha

A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.

* September 4, 2067, in a YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!

* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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alpha idiot

Used to describe the leader of a pack of idiots. The Uber Idiot is the dumbest member of the pack.

Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack

Wow I spent that whole meeting trying to figure out who the alpha idiot on this project is.

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fox alpha

Used by the President, played by William H. Macey, in the January 17, 2007 episode of The Unit, speaking to Seargent Major Blaine in a back room of the White House, as an expression of agreement. Presumably meaning F A, or fucking a.

"Is that right?" "Fox alpha!"

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Alpha Woman

Smoking hot woman with great features like everything you would want except she is always busy.

Damn that woman is fine, shes a real alpha woman.

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Alpha Flip

The Alpha Flip is an advanced skateboarding maneuver, where in layman's terms you complete a bigspin hospital flip.

Jack- Dayumm charlie just through down an Alpha flip down the Safeway seven
Glen- To bad all I can do is heelflip
Jack- Yeah glen, but at least you got them 10 for 10 bolts

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Alpha (Lynn)

Lynn is a person who knows how to get women, so if YOURE A WOMAN THIS IS ACALL OUT FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT LYNN ALPHA MASTER IS HUNTING FOR THEIR PREY AND THEYRE SINGLE READY TO MINGLE meow woof wood arf meoowww also she has a best friend named marric (ME) (IM MARRIC)

me: “holy shit did you see Alpha (Lynn) master

pookie bear honey woney room tempature baby milk hushy wushy babe baby darling dear hun?? she is hunting for her prey!!!”

you: “omg shes sooo cool and shes sooo hot i wish i was her girlfriend”

(lynn is someone who is so cool, wong dap you up, is sooo awkward but once she speaks she’ll win over ur heart and i know it because im marric and im sooo smart)

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alpha loser

An Alpha loser is a man or women (Redpill,PUA,MGTOW,Feminist,ect.) Who believe they are the head of there social groups or society and try to force there beliefs to others through multimedia outlets. They believe in bizzare sterytypes and often despise there counterparts (opposite genders,successful people,ect.) They see themselves as a superior while they can easily be spotted to have one or more of the following traits (low self esteem, superficial, hypocritical, delusional, obnoxious, ect.)

Guy 1: I'm a master pua, women need a man to guide them just now I went and got that girls number.
Guy 2: what do you mean you pretty much invaded her space while breathing down her neak asking her for her number.
Guy 3: the only thing you master is being an alpha loser.

Women 1: Men are such pigs, women deserve a better pay than them since they get most jobs and a upper hand in society

Women 2: you do know the wage gap has been debunked right aswell sell as every other thing you think is wrong with our 'man rulled society' stop being an alpha loser

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