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The most kind and loving person you could know. Evan is so smart and sexy he is the best friend you could ever ask for. Evan has a beautiful girlfriend all the time. He is never single because he is liked so much by everyone.
That kid is such and Evan.
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Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.
Prone to making bets he can't win.
Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.
Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.
Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.
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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*
Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.
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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.
Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.
Guy 3: Yeah, totally.
Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
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A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.
"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."
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Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.
A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?
A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...
Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.
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Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.
Evan is a piece of shit.
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Evan is the guy many girls fall for. He's highly intelligent, although he may not always show it. His confident attitude is mesmerizing to all he interacts with. He can be caring, sweet, and kind, but he also has a bad side. He's not afraid to tease you and do anything he can to make you laugh. Evan is an amazing guy, but be careful, because he can be a player. Evan is a guy most strive to be like.
Girl 1: Hey, have you seen that cute guy?
Girl 2: Who? Evan? Yeah, I have. He's so cool.
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