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Aunty Kedea
'The Aunty Kedea' is the greatest person you'll ever meet, she is bright and rare, talented and loved by everyone.
Her personality is warm and comfortable and strong and capable. She helps anyone who needs it at anytime whatsoever and is always giving and has her kayak moments because she is always strong and bright and sometimes for too long but that makes her the greatest person anyone could meet. There wouldn't be one person who wouldn't miss her presence, her heart is soo big and is felt through her vibes that are sent into the air. If you should be so lucky, she will walk into your life with guidance, love and purity that is beyond anything, and always will be there no matter what. If you ever meet her never let her go.
Aunty Kedea -(the stars,sun and moon, all together) , benevolent ,benign, affable,amiable, accommodating, outstanding.
A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
anti-depressants
Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.
(as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
when ones aunty has down syndrome and allows you to lift her legs in a sexual act and burn her pubic hair with a lighter.
" Omg seb, i cant belive i just gave your Aunt an Aunty Sue "
Phonetic spelling of C-U-N-T.
Popularized by the band Tool; these words are written on the back sleeve of their album Aenima.