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Satan‘s little sister. She is a very old lady, who is stern and strict, and straightforward. She does not like getting calls during the day. People may look at her as sweet, but others may look at her as an old strict grandma. I wouldn’t recommend her as a great Aunty. No one wants to have an encounter with that old lady.
I wouldn’t recommend Aunty Yvonne, she’s very stern and strict, and she does not want you calling her. It’s best to delete her number, because when she calls you back, you won’t get a good response. Aunty Yvonne is Satan‘s little sister.
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When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
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anti-depressants
Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.
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(as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
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when ones aunty has down syndrome and allows you to lift her legs in a sexual act and burn her pubic hair with a lighter.
" Omg seb, i cant belive i just gave your Aunt an Aunty Sue "
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Phonetic spelling of C-U-N-T.
Popularized by the band Tool; these words are written on the back sleeve of their album Aenima.