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Oh shit. It’s here. Big fucking avocado
Bro what’s wrong?
Big fucking avocado
When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.
Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"
Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"
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Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.
Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.
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Its an avocado thanks is a vine of a kind young boy getting an avocado for Christmas and then saying 'its an avocado... thanks'
Kid: its an avocado thanks
You: your welcome
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National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.
Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.
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This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado
The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with
your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''
WE BELIEVE IN NIKOCADO AVOCADOISM🙏🙏#BADDIES #NOODLES🍜 #POOLNOODLE #CANCELORLIN🤬🤬
Niko🥑 is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss💏💏#NIkocado Avocadoism🥑🥑
SAY YOU ARE MY NIKOCADO AVOCADOIST🥑KÆÅÅH🐽#Nikocado Avocadoism🥑
NIKOCADO AVOCADO SUPREMECY🛐🛐#Nikocado Avocado🥑
BUY NIKOCADO AVOCADO MERCH TO SHOW MORE RESPECT AND LOYALTY🥑
Owners and creators of the religion are boobaddicted69 and baldluffy(on tiktok basically)
You can reach us through discord: boobaddicted69#8916 or Boobaddicted69’sLover#4857
We^^ are the most powerful after our god Nikocado Avocado of course in this religion
To join the religiom you'll have to reach us on discord and you'll be added to the server, there is also more information in the server
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You feel less basic now, but you're really not
Why did you put salt on your avocado toast
Because avocado toast with salt is less basic
FU
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