Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

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Ginger baked

Named after Ginger Baker, the drummer for the late 60's rock band, Cream. The state of being so high (whether it be due to ingestion of marijuana, LSD, or other psychedelic substances) that one comes to feel as though they actually are Ginger Baker.

"Dude, I'm tripping so hard. Where are my damn drumsticks? WHERE ARE MY DRUMSTICKS!? I NEED TO PLAY, DAMN IT!"

"Damn dude, you are Ginger BAKED. Get this man a doctor!"

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Baking Cookies

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.

The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.

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half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.

Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.

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baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

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Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

Bake Squad

A group of savages who roasts anyone who opposes them.

Do not mess with Bake Squad #IJWBG

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