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an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):
geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?
geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...
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When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")
"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
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Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis
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Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed
Anyone care for some bangers and mash?
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Synonymous with sausage. This is a fake Britishim, popularized by David Cross's character, Tobias Fünke, on the television show Arrested Development. One of many references to Tobias's latent homosexuality.
Who wants a banger in the mouth?
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A ride with a four cylinder engine, with little or no real power. Typically used as an insult.
Yeah his car looks hot but its only a Four Banger.
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