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You know… the “chill barf,” where you’re just chillin’ acting like the average everyday person and then the next second your barfin’. Usually happens without any warning signs.
I don't know what happened! We were having a normal conversation and out of nowhere she started calling Earl. That chill barf came out of nowhere.
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What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp
Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.
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The meaty chunks of your stomach stew.
Ewww, whats that on your shoe??... Barf bits.
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(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")
1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation
2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse
1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."
2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"
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Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
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when a person barfs all over the place and leaves none for the toilet and supplies a even coat of yuke on all of the walls in the bathroom or any other room the person is in.
"Bridge you barf fag, you yuked all over the bathroom and got none in my toilet"
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the taste you get when you eat noodles and burp
dude 1: you ok man?
dude 2: yeah i just got noodle barf
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