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Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you
Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?
When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.
Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”
What I hear people say when I watch them
Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...