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simply the plural of man, a sterling example of the streamlining of the English language by mans that chill on the streets
'urry up n sup that bong Billy, cos its on top if mans come
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a person who you diffently don't want to mess with.
a beast who doesn't take shit from anyone and doesn't care about nobody but their self. your best bet is to go through a day without getting your ass kicked by him. and don't mess with zorka
holy shit its the man run.
no the man is going to kick my ass
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A man is a very evil person. They only think about getting some. They are all cheaters and liars.
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One can classify men in many ways. I'm going to do that according to some definitions for 'woman'.
Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."
This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.
Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."
Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.
Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."
Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.
T1
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."
T2
"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."
T3
"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."
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A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman
liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
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The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
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the pathetic excuses of the oppoisite sex of a woman. Uncapable of loving, just looking for a one night stand. Liars, cheatars, stupid.
·1: Man..!
·2: Don't say that!! its abusive, offensive, and stupid!
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