Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom
"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"
"Have you read the manga?"
"Uh... no?"
"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
Skibidi Toilet is a series of animated videos created by the YouTuber DaFuq?Boom. The audience usually consists of 3 year olds and grown men looking to capitalise of trends popular with toddlers.
Toddler 1: *drools* skibidi dop dop dop, i am a toilet!
Toddler 2: skibidi toilet dop yes yes yes toilet
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Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
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A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.
Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.
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the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..