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Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".
I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.
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When ones nipples become erect, often in cold weather, and sometimes producing an adequate visible result.
As Ashleigh and Anthea walked alongside the highway on a damp cold night, Ashleigh was warned that she was high beaming. "Oh" she said looking down, a wave of embarrassment passing through her, "should have worn a padded bra, its a bit nippy" *insert laughing of both parties here*
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if you were beamed by cortex you got yo damn server shit on LMFAO
"bro my server got beamed by cortex"
"get beamed by cortex nerd"
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Womans Errect nipples caused by beening cold or going out into the cold.
Are you cold? Your high beaming or nipples are high beaming
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The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
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The Taco Beam is the finalization of years of training and working at fast food restaurants such as 'Del Taco' and 'Taco Bell'. Utilizing the enfamous Taco food and a persons' own Chakra or Chi, one can become empowered by the tasty food and produce a beam of light that some consider to be stronger than the Hadouken produced by Master Ken or Ryu.
Legend has it that the Taco Beam was accidently created when a counter assistant, coming back on after his break of eating Tacos, prevented an attempted robbery by producing a Taco Beam in self defence.
After concentrating an appropriate amount of Chakra and Taco tastyness, TT for short. Shout out the below sacred words while forcing both your Chakra and TT into each hand. Mix them both in the void between your palms as you thrust your arms out straight in front of your intended target.
"Taaaak-Cooooooo, Beeeeeeaaaammmmm!"
If done correctly a Taco Beam will be produced; may god have mercy on what ever your target was.
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1) a powerful long range projectile used by samus in super smash bros. melee that deals 22% damage and can kill an opponent with as little as 60% damage depending on their position in the level. of course only n00bs get killed this way.
2) a grossly unfair advantage in any situation (such as being able to frag n00bs from across the screen.)
3) a situation that can make one feel as though he was just hit with a 6 foot diameter ball of electricity.
1) samus' charge beam ownzes slow characters like bowser (as well as n00bs.)
2) the 4 aces that joe had proved to be the charge beam that he needed to win the poker hand.
3) man, i just got charge beamed by that math test i was too stoned to study for.
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