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1. When you post a blog on the internet that displays your genitals, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that they are the life of the cyber party.)
2. Using the internet to post a negative blog about another person in an attempt to create controversy.
1. No one wanted to see the pervert's dick and his cock blogging was inappropriate for MySpace.
2. His cock blogging sounded a lot like the little boy who cried wolf.
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People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
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A famous blogger that everyone wants to meet, have do an advertorial and/or show up to an event. However, this blogger must be paid royally, have the best conditions, and a lot of free stuff.
Xiaxue: "I only make at least 20,000$ from nuffnang a check" *flashes check online*
The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva
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1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work
1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?
2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
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An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.
For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)
"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."
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An ailment afflicting bloggers. Excessive and frequent evacuation of blog postings, runny ones with little substance, usually indicating emotional distress or disorder.
Her blog used to be so dependable and regular, I set my watch by it. But lately, she clearly has a case of blog-arrhea!
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1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.
My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.
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