body part

member, penis, cock, knob, bone, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, humpmobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, willie, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, peter, pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick

Lorena Bobbitt severed her husband's precious body part

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body roll

a dance move in which the entire body goes through a wavelike motion focusing on hips

On that dance floor damn if Theresa didn't show off that hot body by punctuating her dancign with the occasional body roll.

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body count

How many people you have slept with.

Justin: I bet Selena's body count is high
Niall: Nah she seems innocent
Justin: She's gotta have a high body count

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torpedo body

A plain straight, skinny body with large neck. The hydrodynamic nature of this body makes one above average at swimming.

Wow, look at that plain bitch. What a torpedo body!

Bedroom body

According to Phil McNickle. It’s when the light is low and hits the boys just right and shows all the sexy curves and muscles.

Awe yeah girl let me fuck that bedroom body

bar body

The results of a workout routine that emphasizes the muscle groups that stand out most in a bar--the pectorals, shoulders, and upper arms, in that order, with minimal muscle development in the legs and other less visible areas.

"Jason works out a lot, but he's got a total bar body--his legs are like toothpicks."

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pain-body

From the philosophy of best-selling author and spiritualist Eckhart Tolle, a pain-body is the collective manifestation of all the pain, misery, and sorrow a person has ever gone through their entire life, and all the things they inherited from their culture and family history as well. A person's pain-body feeds and strengthens itself by making themselves and others miserable. Tolle suggests that when someone is trying to pick a fight with you, piss you off, or just generally be a nuisance, it's simply their pain-body trying to feed. When someone is constantly on your ass about something, trying desperately to make your life miserable, they're said to have a very dense pain-body.

John: "Man, that Mary-ann is a walking pain-body if I ever saw one. She's been trying to piss me off all day."

Pete: "Then you probably shouldn't have married the bitch, huh?"

John: "Fuck you."

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