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I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
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A sensitive ass faggot . Most of them are always sad. Clingy as fuck.
OMG if you date Caden , I feel bad for you.
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This person is very sensitive, and subject to bullying. They’re not openly gay, but everyone knows it. They won’t admit it, but they often like their best friend.
“Caden is so gay”
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He’s hot and cute but will break your heart into a million pieces
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Caden is the last of the ancient species"homo Pripanians" it is tempted by the slightest scent of bananas and can detect suitable mates mostly from the African reigion
Caden: eat balls
You: gay baboon angry
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SHE is amazing, SHE is energetic, SHE has a little anxiety, and SHE IS FEMALE!
The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.
Omg Caden is SO FUNNY she’s the best friend ever and yes she miggt kill you in your sleep if you disagree with her.
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