Can Kiss

When one person drinks from the same can as another person. Both of their lips have been on the can.

I was so thirsty that I Can Kissed Billy's drink last night!

CAN EATER

A native Australian who has had the unfortunate upbringing of uncultured parents - who thought a gourmet meal consisted of a can of Heinz spaghetti or baked beans or the primary source of ham was a can of Spam.

"Look at that Can Eater - he's eating a Spam sandwich for lunch hahaha"
"Fucking Can Eaters - wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it slapped them in the face"
"Haha - that Can Eater had spaghetti last night - a tin of SPC!"
"I'm not a Can Eater dude - my mum made the Spaghetti and sauce fresh"

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

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Can Has

A grammatical construction used by cats to express a request.

See also has
Or: www.icanhascheezburger.com

I can has cheezburger?

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Can Crusher

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

Canning Town

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.

'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native

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