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When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".
1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?
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India has a caste system based in the satanic death cult called Hinduism. You think, well there are so many, how could they inbreeding? Yet, this is what they do when you are in a strict caste in a specific location. Even the wealthy marry their cousins while the untouchables marry their sisters. Inbreeding causes retardation which explains why the majority of these cow rapist shit everywhere like the subhuman savages they are.
God, even their caste system can’t do anything about their degenerate inbreeding. They should be gassed!
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when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
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A phrase used in the anime "Ouran Highschool Host Club" when one of the characters named Tamaki Suoh explained that since he and Haruhi are the main characters, they clearly must be love interests. His response to the twins' question when they asked him what the rest of the group was, he said they were the "homosexual supporting cast. In summary; he meant that he and Haruhi were straight while the rest of the host club was gay.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh yeah, and what does that make us?
Tamaki: You; are the homosexual supporting cast!
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A group of comic fans who talk comics, make dick jokes and talk about what they eat for breakfast.
"Hey did you hear about Armin's Sony rant."
"Isn't he a member of the comic book cast."
When you've finally done something that should be so simple to do, but takes you so long to achieve.
(Inspired by the moment Tom Hanks finally made fire after so long trying in the film cast away)
I tried threading a needle but it took me an hour to do this. When I finally threaded the needle, I shouted with joy. That was my cast away moment.