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A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow
Curiousity killed the cat
Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon
A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room
Person 1: meow
Person 2: what are you, a cat?
Person 1: indeed
Warren: "You know I saw Jeff at Steve's Place the other night."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.
My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!