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Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.
jordan's transness
"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."
The opposite of santa (search it up on this platform) A very nice caring person who bakes you cookies that the cookie monster will eat before you can take a bite because they are so good.
Person 1: We are goung to see Ms Clause today
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there
When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.