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A waste of time and money, and although still not lawfully mandatory, it is expected that one must go there in order to live a good life, when really it is just another excuse to drain all your resources and sanity there just to be accepted by the status quo.
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People hiding from getting a real job for four more years 😂😂😂
I’ll go to college and lose money rather than a get a job and make money
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The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college!"
Dave: "Woohooo i got 500 in my SATS..im gonna be a doctor!"
College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers!"
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A place where young men and women of the world learn how to smoke pot and get drunk.
OMG Katie! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable!! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over!!
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When you are chillin with a bunch of friends (which include girls) and you are going to wack off, but dont want to say it infront of the girls.
"Ok guys im gonna college it right now, ill be back soon" . . . .(girls look confused)
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A place where you get to run your dad's assets dry to surround yourself with overachieving wealthy people so that you can together take insurmountable pressure to study something either to drop out or to graduate and end up working on something different entirely.
College is great! You should definitely go to college.
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A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.
Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.
Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.
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