comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

comment regret

The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.

Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."

myspace comment

A comment left on one's myspace account either on their photo section or their comments section.

The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"

myspace comment: PLEEEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY NEW PICS.

myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.

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underhanded comment

A snide statement that is hidden behind what seems to be a polite one. It can be an inside joke, but can also have negative connotation.

Chris Brown: “I f--- with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum”

Frank Ocean: “i f---s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.”
“i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”

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drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

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Comment Section

Something that needs to be added to Urban Dictionary, so people can laugh or critique words/phrases on the Urban Dictionary.
Like if you think so, dislike if you want your name to be illegally changed to Gibbsaly the Bump.

“Gib Gib don’t give Shit Shit” -Big Bomba replied in the comment section.

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