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COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A
Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan
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to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(
DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!
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Li: Ey bro, i ate so much pizza last night i thought my stomach was gonna commit a mutiny!
Warren: Hardcore!
Darren: My father told me to do my homework, so i decided to commit a mutiny and smear bananana on the ceiling.
Lloyd: high-5
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1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.
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2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.
1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.
2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.
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This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs
!!! Special News Bulletin !!!
Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide
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COMMIT ARSON ALREADY SOPHIA. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT
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Anyone whose name starts with J, S, or B
Bestie I think you have ✨commitment issues✨
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