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When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.
Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!
Two 2l a acid bath with titanium dioxide and a electrostatic ball opened up to weld diamonds trademarks by Kaelen Cody William Granger
I've got the world in my crock pot
Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.
Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."
*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"
To be turned on slowly, over time
Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.
Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.
-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?
Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"
Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"
Crock Pot Pussy
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