crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

crumb slumming

The act of digging for, scooping out open palm, or smoothing a bag of chips and pouring it into your mouth in the attempt to devour the chip crumbs/flavor dust while friends/family/coworkers/strangers look on with disapproving eyes at the sight of something they would totally do if no one was watching.

Yo Gary, look at Kate crumb slumming it with that bag of doritos. Apparently the only thing on a diet is her dignity.

crumb of drug

A unit of measurement for the drug spacka, the going rate being one badger to the crumb.

With his Seagal vision, he saw the youth had a crumb of drug. It had cost him an entire badger.

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

It's giving crumbs

When you or someone tries too hard to be relatable. Misuse of slang when they believe they are correct but are not. The best compliment you can give someone after "You thought you ate".

Friend 1: "Hey, that's so fetch that it's giving me every flavor, Yeet ."
Friend 2: "Wtf are you saying? That doesn't make any sense. It's giving crumbs"

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

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nerd crumbs

To give a forum thread a boost by asking a question in which nerds love to discuss...

*posts on forum*

'Who is better, Picard or Kirk?'

*the nerd crumbs have been laid, now lets watch the forum lights shine*

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