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When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.
Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.
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sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night
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When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"
Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.
Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.
A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.
Sara: Put it in my ass
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
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