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sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night
Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.
Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.
When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"
Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.
Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.
A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
cucumberrrrrrrr emojiiiii cucumber emoji
An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?