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After fucking a girl in the ass she cleans off your shit dick with a blowjob.
Brad was pounding Hannah in the ass and then she totally gave him a rinse cycle after.
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Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.
Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.
Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.
Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.
Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.
Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?
Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?
Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.
Teenage Boy 2: wat
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I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)
In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.
It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.
Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."
Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*
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Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Freshman, Sophmore, Junior, and Senior in over a set period of time, usually a week. They can be in college or in highschool, but its just much funnier if its highschool.
Also, ettiquite suggest that you do not drop standards just for the sake of completing the cycle, because when it comes to hitting for the cycle, respect and class are the key words.
! just Hit for the cycle and boy are my arms tired.
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The emo cycle is the self perpetuating cycle caused by emos and their views on the world. It starts when they start whining about nobody liking them, which leads to people not liking them even more, which leads to more whining, which leads to a perpetual continuance of this cycle.
emo: wahhh why doesn't anyone like meee....
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle
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a bicycle a female rides to get to place to place.
boy 1: do you know what a menstrual cycle is?
boy 2: a good way to get around town thats what it is.
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when a the girl is riding on you, and you spin them around in circles while your penis is still instered (best done with vaginal intercourse)
my girlfriend got sick in the spin cycle
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