Carson Dials

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.

I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot

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nose dial

1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.

2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.

Sorry Mom - nose dial. Good to talk to you, though.

Purse Dial

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.

OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.

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dial pad

to call someone on a cellular device

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD

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dial-a-doper

A dial-a-doper is a street-level member of a drug organization, the one who takes calls from customers, then drives to a location to make the exchange.

I'm running short of stuff, time to call the dial-a-doper..

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Diq dialed

The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!

I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!

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Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

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