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Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.
2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.
Sorry Mom - nose dial. Good to talk to you, though.
A dial-a-doper is a street-level member of a drug organization, the one who takes calls from customers, then drives to a location to make the exchange.
I'm running short of stuff, time to call the dial-a-doper..
The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!
I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!
to call someone on a cellular device
me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD
A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.
OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.
Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family
Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed