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when shitting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and snug, you may dial the phone with your taint
Damien: "i was on the toilet so long the other night, i forgot i rested a mean game of angry birds on my drawers. wouldn't you know when all was said and done, i taint dialed my mom. plus, the phone smelled like burnt tacos for a week."
butt dial
pocket dial
1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.
2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.
Sorry Mom - nose dial. Good to talk to you, though.
A dial-a-doper is a street-level member of a drug organization, the one who takes calls from customers, then drives to a location to make the exchange.
I'm running short of stuff, time to call the dial-a-doper..
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The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!
I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!
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A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.
OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.
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to call someone on a cellular device
me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD
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Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family
Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed
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